Rejection lines

I received this as an email before. No, not that I got rejected, but juz that the lines are interesting. But that email was long ago and had since been deleted. I happened to chance on it at Mr Brown's blog again some time back. They can also be found at Charlotte's as well. Not sure if i need to email them or contact them in anyway that I'm using the same rejection lines. Sigh.. either way, rejections are always sad things to hear.

10 I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that f**king pest. And I'm not into incest either.)

9 There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)

8 I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest freak I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7 My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6 I've got a boyfriend (He's my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).

5 I don't date men where I work. (Actually, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4 It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)

3 I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2 I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1 Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have fun with. It's that male perspective thing)